I have a large spaceship. Would you like to go see it? ** -- vthhhi 09/20/2018 09:56AM
This girl sits down beside you in your local watering hole and you do what? -- bourbonstreet 09/19/2018 2:53PM
Tell her "these pretzels are making me thirsty" in Klingon. ** -- HIXBURGHOKIE 09/19/2018 9:00PM
“The name is Jizz. Jizz Hornkamp.” ** -- WestyHokie 09/19/2018 6:30PM
...maybe I shouldn’t breath so much, Terry... -- chumley 09/19/2018 6:09PM
Tell her the Mars and Earth have no place in the Belt. ** -- EDGEMAN 09/19/2018 5:35PM
{/game, over} ** -- bourbonstreet 09/19/2018 5:52PM
What's your hourly rate? ** -- grill to chill 09/19/2018 4:22PM
...and "do you give senior discounts?" ** -- 48zip 09/19/2018 5:17PM
Feign indifference and then say thanks for coming over to buy me a drink ** -- VaAkita 09/19/2018 3:45PM
I see lots of girls like that at the YMCA where I workout..... -- BusLoadaBozos 09/19/2018 3:43PM
brave/pious move, impressed-----> ** -- bourbonstreet 09/19/2018 3:44PM
"Can I have my protractor back now...???" ** -- great2bahokie 09/19/2018 3:42PM
Smile and wait for her. I do want to live. ** -- TomTurkey 09/19/2018 3:37PM
Drink, Tranya! -- agray123 09/19/2018 3:34PM
...dang! Never seen ^that^ reset b4-------> -- bourbonstreet 09/19/2018 3:37PM
I laughed at the Jeffires tube equation! -- agray123 09/19/2018 3:43PM
Ask her if the star fleet is in town ** -- fordham 09/19/2018 3:28PM
"Nice legs, what time do they open?" ** -- FfxStationHokie 09/19/2018 3:28PM
Show her you're nuts. -- Major Kong 09/19/2018 3:24PM
I say, "Hi, how was heaven when you left it?" ** -- Stork 09/19/2018 3:19PM
Ask her if she'll share her brown water ** -- DonHo-kieHi 09/19/2018 3:14PM
Ask her if she wants to see my root canal** -- 1MetroHokie 09/19/2018 3:04PM